2 lovers in DOMINOS..
Boy: kya khaogi jaan?
Girl: samose mangwa lo...
Moral: Aur phasao dehati maal...
Wo ishq to karti h par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti h par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjos h meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti h phone nahi karti.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,because the average man can see better than he can think
Railway Me Job Hai
Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai H
Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna H.
Teacher to sardar: Translate into English,
Us ka seena khushi se phool gaya.
sardar replied: Due to hapiness his chest became breast.