Nobody teaches volcanoes to er...

By Radha (Apr 11, 2011)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt... Tsunamis to rise.. Hurricanes to sway around and no one teaches how to choose a WIFE Natural disasters just happen....

Agar Gandhi Ji K Tim...

Agar Gandhi Ji K Time Me
Aids Hota To Kya Hota?
Guess...
Ek Aur Bandar Niche Hath
Lagakar Betha Hota..
Or Likha Hota.
"Bura Mat Karo".

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Examiner:Tell me the...

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

GIRL proposed a Boy ...

GIRL proposed a Boy : I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me?
Boy: Hindi bolo mujhe english nai aati
Girl: kuch nhi bhaiya, barsat ho rhi hi..

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Na Sachchai Badi hai...

Na Sachchai Badi hai, Na Khuddari Badi h,
Na Bhalai Badi hai, Na Imaandari Badi h,
Bada to Wo hai jiske Ghar ke Bahar,
Mercedes Benz khadi h.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Teacher: MotorCycle ...

Teacher: MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Santa: 6 Tyre
Teacher (Gusse se): How?
Santa: 4 Motor k, 2 Cycle k!

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl-Mere Bday pr mu...

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena
.
Boy-OK.
.
On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Nobody teaches volcanoes to er...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt... Tsunamis to rise.. Hurricanes to sway around and no one teaches how to choose a WIFE Natural disasters just happen....

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Agar Gandhi Ji K Tim...

Agar Gandhi Ji K Time Me
Aids Hota To Kya Hota?
Guess...
Ek Aur Bandar Niche Hath
Lagakar Betha Hota..
Or Likha Hota.
"Bura Mat Karo".

Examiner:Tell me the...

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

GIRL proposed a Boy ...

GIRL proposed a Boy : I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me?
Boy: Hindi bolo mujhe english nai aati
Girl: kuch nhi bhaiya, barsat ho rhi hi..

Na Sachchai Badi hai...

Na Sachchai Badi hai, Na Khuddari Badi h,
Na Bhalai Badi hai, Na Imaandari Badi h,
Bada to Wo hai jiske Ghar ke Bahar,
Mercedes Benz khadi h.

Teacher: MotorCycle ...

Teacher: MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Santa: 6 Tyre
Teacher (Gusse se): How?
Santa: 4 Motor k, 2 Cycle k!

Girl-Mere Bday pr mu...

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena
.
Boy-OK.
.
On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode.

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Nobody teaches volcanoes to er...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt... Tsunamis to rise.. Hurricanes to sway around and no one teaches how to choose a WIFE Natural disasters just happen....

You May Also Like

Agar Gandhi Ji K Tim...

Agar Gandhi Ji K Time Me Aids Hota To Kya Hota? Guess... Ek Aur Bandar Niche Hath Lagakar Betha Hota.. Or Likha Hota. "Bura Mat Karo".

Examiner:Tell me the...

Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only Sardar:I dont know. Examiner:You failed, whats your name Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

GIRL proposed a Boy ...

GIRL proposed a Boy : I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me? Boy: Hindi bolo mujhe english nai aati Girl: kuch nhi bhaiya, barsat ho rhi hi..

Na Sachchai Badi hai...

Na Sachchai Badi hai, Na Khuddari Badi h, Na Bhalai Badi hai, Na Imaandari Badi h, Bada to Wo hai jiske Ghar ke Bahar, Mercedes Benz khadi h.

Teacher: MotorCycle ...

Teacher: MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai? Santa: 6 Tyre Teacher (Gusse se): How? Santa: 4 Motor k, 2 Cycle k!

Girl-Mere Bday pr mu...

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena . Boy-OK. . On the Bday boy- ur gift! Girl-how sweet isme kya h? Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode.

MrPopat Services

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Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Agar Gandhi Ji K Time Me
Aids Hota To Kya Hota?
Guess...
Ek Aur Bandar Niche Hath
Lagakar Betha Hota..
Or Likha Hota.
"Bura Mat Karo".

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

GIRL proposed a Boy : I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me?
Boy: Hindi bolo mujhe english nai aati
Girl: kuch nhi bhaiya, barsat ho rhi hi..

Na Sachchai Badi hai, Na Khuddari Badi h,
Na Bhalai Badi hai, Na Imaandari Badi h,
Bada to Wo hai jiske Ghar ke Bahar,
Mercedes Benz khadi h.

Teacher: MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Santa: 6 Tyre
Teacher (Gusse se): How?
Santa: 4 Motor k, 2 Cycle k!

Girl-Mere Bday pr mujhe bahut costly gift dena
.
Boy-OK.
.
On the Bday
boy- ur gift!
Girl-how sweet isme kya h?
Boy-PETROL me tale hue PYAAJ ke Pakode.