Student- sir sab log hindi, En...

Afridi: hum Sachin ko kisi haal me 100 nhi banane denge.
Misbah: mager ham kaise rokenge, he's in form.
Afridi: hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.

Qasam hai tukhe meri
maot K bad
meri qabar py mat aana ,,,

" DoSt "

Suna hai tum ?
qabar se
agarbatiya churatey ho..

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

May Mata Bless You On This Special Day Of Navratri,
And May On This Festive Season Dhan, Yash And Samriddhi Comes To Your Home,
Happy Navratrey.

Define A Woman....
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Someone Who Can Talk 4 Hours While
Standing At The Door.
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But She Won't Sit.
Because Shes Getting Late.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.