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Banta; Marte waqt aadmi ko kya...
By
Dev
(
Aug 7, 2015
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta; Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
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