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Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi...
By
ANUJ
(
Jul 20, 2015
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.
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