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Jul 20, 2015 SMS COLLECTION
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Santa - Main tumse S...
Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.
By:
ANUJ
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Salesman - Sir, cock...
Salesman - Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa - Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega..
By:
ANUJ
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Pareshan lag ...
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
By:
ANUJ
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa:Why has the Go...
Santa:Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Bant: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
By:
ANUJ
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa Banta Watching...
Santa Banta Watching Match Dhoni Ne 6 Mara
Santa- Dekh Dekh, GOAL Hua
Banta- Abe,Tu Pagal Hi Rahega ....GOAL Isme Nahi CRICKET Me Hota H.
By:
ANUJ
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Sardar: Yar ye...
Sardar: Yar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Sale, Bekuf, Tune to Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia H.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message..
By:
ANUJ
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa ne bhagte huye...
Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.
Bus teri Maa lagti he?
Nahi.
Behen?
Nahi.
Biwi?
Nahi.
To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..
By:
ANUJ
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa : Soch Raha Hu...
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.
By:
ANUJ
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Salesman-Which Soap ...
Salesman-Which Soap U Use?
Santa-BABA'S Soap,BABA'S Paste,BABA'S Brush.
Salesman-Is BABA'S
An INTERNATIONAL Company?
SAnta:Baba Is My Room Mate.
By:
ANUJ
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Sardar ko sapne me e...
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
By:
ANUJ
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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