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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se T...

By ANUJ (Jul 20, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa-Rukiye Maharaj
Me Glas Leke Ata hu.

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