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How can a Santa kill a Lion? ...

By Ajay (Jul 4, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

How can a Santa kill a Lion?
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Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."

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