Shopkeeper: This sweater'...

By Ajay (Jul 4, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Bantas advise:- Don...

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his doctor,...

Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"

Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Major Rohail ...

Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?

Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa cuts sides of ...

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa galti se samun...

Santa galti se samundar me gir gya. Doobte 2 uske hath me machli mili...Use pakad kr bahar phenka aur bola ja tu toh apni jan bacha le...

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Train Chali, Santa 1...

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shopkeeper: This sweater'...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

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Bantas advise:- Don...

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Santa to his doctor,...

Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"

Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!

Santa: Major Rohail ...

Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?

Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed.

Santa cuts sides of ...

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!

Santa galti se samun...

Santa galti se samundar me gir gya. Doobte 2 uske hath me machli mili...Use pakad kr bahar phenka aur bola ja tu toh apni jan bacha le...

Train Chali, Santa 1...

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

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Shopkeeper: This sweater'...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

You May Also Like

Bantas advise:- Don...

Bantas advise:- Dont carry umbrella during rain Keep WHISPER on ur head ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Santa to his doctor,...

Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?" Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!

Santa: Major Rohail ...

Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids, they don't study,so i got rid of it Banta: Good? Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed.

Santa cuts sides of ...

Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!

Santa galti se samun...

Santa galti se samundar me gir gya. Doobte 2 uske hath me machli mili...Use pakad kr bahar phenka aur bola ja tu toh apni jan bacha le...

Train Chali, Santa 1...

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

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Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"

Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!

Santa: Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?

Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed.

Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
To avoid the side effects!

Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.