By Gaurav (Jun 27, 2015)
Biwi: Kal Jo Bhikhari Aaya Tha Wo Bahot Kharab Tha. Pati: Wo Kyu? Biwi: Mene Kal Use Khana Diya Or Aaj Usne Mujhe Ek Book Gift Ki Khana Kaise Banate H.
Santa : Kal Raat Nu Film Vich Ik Chudail Kade Mere Agge Kade Mere Piche Ghummi Ja Rai Si, Banta : Kehri Film Si...? Santa : Mere Viah Di Movie.
Pati: Hypnotism Kise Kehte Hai? Patni: Kisi Ko Apne Vaashh Me Karke Use Mann Chaha Kam Karvana. Pati: Are Nahi Use To Shaadi Kehte He.
Pati agar maine tumse zindagi me kabhi jhooth bola ho 2 mai abhi mar jau. Patni: mne bhi kbhi aap se jhth bla ho 2 mi abhi vidhva ho jau.
Wife: kitna pyar karte ho hame. Husband: shahjhan jitna. Wife- mere marne k bad taj mahal banaoge. Husbnd-me plot bhi le chuka hu pagli der to tu kr rhi h.
Pati: kaha ja rahe ho? Patni: Jahannam par. Pati: Thank you, jao.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran
