By Gaurav (Jun 27, 2015)
Biwi: Kal Jo Bhikhari Aaya Tha Wo Bahot Kharab Tha. Pati: Wo Kyu? Biwi: Mene Kal Use Khana Diya Or Aaj Usne Mujhe Ek Book Gift Ki Khana Kaise Banate H.
Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to me pagal ho jaaunga. Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahi karogey na ? Husband: Pagal ka kya h, o kuch bhi kar sakta h.
Begum: Aap Ki 3 Begum or Bhi Hai? Ye Tumne Nikah Se Pehle Q Nahi Bataya. Shohar: Maine Bataya To Tha Ki Mein Tumhe Mallika, Rani Or Shehzadi Ki Tarah Rakhuga..
Last night was my fault,my wife asked,“what’s on the TV?â€Âand ….. I said, “dust!â€Â
Pati:Mere Mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra Aadmi nahi milega. Patni: Tumhe kisne keh diya, kee main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon.
Pati: Hypnotism Kise Kehte H? Patni: Kisi Ko Apne Vaashh Me Karke Use Mann Chaha Kam Karvana. Pati: Are Nahi Use To Shaadi Kehte H.
Pati: Hypnotism Kise Kehte Hai? Patni: Kisi Ko Apne Vaashh Me Karke Use Mann Chaha Kam Karvana. Pati: Are Nahi Use To Shaadi Kehte H.
