Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe...

By Gaurav (Jun 27, 2015)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.

Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya !

Wife to her husband:...

Wife to her husband: I love you!
I can't live without you!
Mar Jaungi!
Mit Jaungi!
Jehar Pee Luongi!
Tere Pyaar Me Fanna Ho Jaungi!
Husband: Jo Theek samjho

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: Batao Tumhe Me...

Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hu?
Husband: Bahut Zyada
Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?
Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta H Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband: can u be th...

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then..
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife: You are extrem...

Wife: You are extremely impolite. All the while that I was talking to you, you kept yawning !

HUBBY: Honey, I was not yawning. I was trying to say something..

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

kal teri wife bahut...

kal teri wife bahut jor jor se chilae kyo thi ?
mere ghar tk aawaz aaye thi
are kuch nhi yr uska Photo facebok pe upload krne ke jagah OLX par upload ho gyi.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Pati aur patni ki La...

Pati aur patni ki Ladai ke baad

Patni : Hey Bhagwan
.
.
Agar "Yeh galat h toh Inhe utha lo
.
Aur
.
"Me galat hu toh.
.
.
.
.
.
Mujhe vidwa Banado.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.

Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya !

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Wife to her husband:...

Wife to her husband: I love you!
I can't live without you!
Mar Jaungi!
Mit Jaungi!
Jehar Pee Luongi!
Tere Pyaar Me Fanna Ho Jaungi!
Husband: Jo Theek samjho

Wife: Batao Tumhe Me...

Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hu?
Husband: Bahut Zyada
Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?
Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta H Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.

Husband: can u be th...

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
.
.
.
.
.
Husband: Great! then..
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..

Wife: You are extrem...

Wife: You are extremely impolite. All the while that I was talking to you, you kept yawning !

HUBBY: Honey, I was not yawning. I was trying to say something..

kal teri wife bahut...

kal teri wife bahut jor jor se chilae kyo thi ?
mere ghar tk aawaz aaye thi
are kuch nhi yr uska Photo facebok pe upload krne ke jagah OLX par upload ho gyi.

Pati aur patni ki La...

Pati aur patni ki Ladai ke baad

Patni : Hey Bhagwan
.
.
Agar "Yeh galat h toh Inhe utha lo
.
Aur
.
"Me galat hu toh.
.
.
.
.
.
Mujhe vidwa Banado.

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Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye. Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya !

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Wife to her husband:...

Wife to her husband: I love you! I can't live without you! Mar Jaungi! Mit Jaungi! Jehar Pee Luongi! Tere Pyaar Me Fanna Ho Jaungi! Husband: Jo Theek samjho

Wife: Batao Tumhe Me...

Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hu? Husband: Bahut Zyada Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni? Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta H Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.

Husband: can u be th...

Husband: can u be the moon of my life? Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..! . . . . . Husband: Great! then.. Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..

Wife: You are extrem...

Wife: You are extremely impolite. All the while that I was talking to you, you kept yawning ! HUBBY: Honey, I was not yawning. I was trying to say something..

kal teri wife bahut...

kal teri wife bahut jor jor se chilae kyo thi ? mere ghar tk aawaz aaye thi are kuch nhi yr uska Photo facebok pe upload krne ke jagah OLX par upload ho gyi.

Pati aur patni ki La...

Pati aur patni ki Ladai ke baad Patni : Hey Bhagwan . . Agar "Yeh galat h toh Inhe utha lo . Aur . "Me galat hu toh. . . . . . Mujhe vidwa Banado.

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Patni: (Car Ki Ummid Me) Mujhe Esi Gift Do Ki Mein Jab Us Par Hu Wo 5 Second Mein 0 Se 100 Par Pachoch Jaye.

Pati Ne: Weighing Machine Gift Kar Diya !

Wife to her husband: I love you!
I can't live without you!
Mar Jaungi!
Mit Jaungi!
Jehar Pee Luongi!
Tere Pyaar Me Fanna Ho Jaungi!
Husband: Jo Theek samjho

Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hu?
Husband: Bahut Zyada
Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?
Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta H Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
.
.
.
.
.
Husband: Great! then..
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..

Wife: You are extremely impolite. All the while that I was talking to you, you kept yawning !

HUBBY: Honey, I was not yawning. I was trying to say something..

kal teri wife bahut jor jor se chilae kyo thi ?
mere ghar tk aawaz aaye thi
are kuch nhi yr uska Photo facebok pe upload krne ke jagah OLX par upload ho gyi.

Pati aur patni ki Ladai ke baad

Patni : Hey Bhagwan
.
.
Agar "Yeh galat h toh Inhe utha lo
.
Aur
.
"Me galat hu toh.
.
.
.
.
.
Mujhe vidwa Banado.