Sardar 15 saal tk ro-ro k aula...

By Shivani Mehta (Jun 26, 2015)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar 15 saal tk ro-ro k aulaad keliye dua mangta rha,
1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aye or bole Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to krle mere baap !

Never kiss a policew...

Never kiss a policewoman.
She will say, "stop and hands-up"
Never kiss a doctor
She will say, "Next please."
Always kiss a teacher.
She will repeat it 10 times

By: Bharat kumar
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Santa went to Batter...

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Koray kaghaz pe likh...

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam h,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham h,
"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam h.

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Is duniya me lakho l...

Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
\;~;/
_| |_
Cheers.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to...

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna.

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Arz Kiya Hay Dil Mei...

Arz Kiya Hay Dil Mein Dard,
Ankhon Mein Anshu Hae
Wah Wah!
Dil Mein Dard Ankhon Mein Anshu Hae
jara Apne Wali Ka Number Dena Suna Hae.
Badi Dhansu Hae!

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar 15 saal tk ro-ro k aula...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar 15 saal tk ro-ro k aulaad keliye dua mangta rha,
1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aye or bole Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to krle mere baap !

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Never kiss a policew...

Never kiss a policewoman.
She will say, "stop and hands-up"
Never kiss a doctor
She will say, "Next please."
Always kiss a teacher.
She will repeat it 10 times

Santa went to Batter...

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

Koray kaghaz pe likh...

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam h,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham h,
"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam h.

Is duniya me lakho l...

Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
\;~;/
_| |_
Cheers.

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to...

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna.

Arz Kiya Hay Dil Mei...

Arz Kiya Hay Dil Mein Dard,
Ankhon Mein Anshu Hae
Wah Wah!
Dil Mein Dard Ankhon Mein Anshu Hae
jara Apne Wali Ka Number Dena Suna Hae.
Badi Dhansu Hae!

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Sardar 15 saal tk ro-ro k aula...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar 15 saal tk ro-ro k aulaad keliye dua mangta rha, 1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aye or bole Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta! Pehle shadi to krle mere baap !

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Never kiss a policew...

Never kiss a policewoman. She will say, "stop and hands-up" Never kiss a doctor She will say, "Next please." Always kiss a teacher. She will repeat it 10 times

Santa went to Batter...

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

Koray kaghaz pe likh...

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam h, Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham h, "Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi" dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam h.

Is duniya me lakho l...

Is duniya me lakho log rehte h Koi hasta h to koi rota h Pr duniya me sukhi wahi hota h Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h \;~;/ _| |_ Cheers.

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to...

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena, Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna, Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna, Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna.

Arz Kiya Hay Dil Mei...

Arz Kiya Hay Dil Mein Dard, Ankhon Mein Anshu Hae Wah Wah! Dil Mein Dard Ankhon Mein Anshu Hae jara Apne Wali Ka Number Dena Suna Hae. Badi Dhansu Hae!

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Sardar 15 saal tk ro-ro k aulaad keliye dua mangta rha,
1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aye or bole Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to krle mere baap !

Never kiss a policewoman.
She will say, "stop and hands-up"
Never kiss a doctor
She will say, "Next please."
Always kiss a teacher.
She will repeat it 10 times

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam h,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham h,
"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam h.

Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
\;~;/
_| |_
Cheers.

Agar Aap Pagal Ho to Miscall Dena,
Mahapagal Ho to Sms Karna,
Bewakuf Ho to Call Karna,
Or Tino Ho to Chup Rahke Kuch Bhi Mat Karna.

Arz Kiya Hay Dil Mein Dard,
Ankhon Mein Anshu Hae
Wah Wah!
Dil Mein Dard Ankhon Mein Anshu Hae
jara Apne Wali Ka Number Dena Suna Hae.
Badi Dhansu Hae!