Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat N...

KUDA HAME BACCHAYE IN HASENO SE
KUDA HAME BACCHAYE IN HASENO SE
LEKI IN HASENO KO BACCHAYE HAM JAISE KAMINO SE.
WAH WAH....!!

Teri yaad dil se jaane nahi denge.
tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
sharafat se roz sms kia karo warna,

Ek kaan ke niche denge or rone bi nahie denge.

Jyotishi ladke ka hath dekh kr bola:"beta tum bahut padhoge"

Ladka :saale, padh to mai 3 saal se raha hu,tu ye bata paas kb hounga...?

Ek Larka Ek Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai..

Boy : I Love U..

Girl : Thapar Marungi..

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Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir...

Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I'l Join next month.

Ek bachcha har roz Maths teacher ko phone lagata h.
Teacher ki wife-Kitni bar kaha wo mar gye h,
bar bar phone kyu krte ho?
Bachcha-Sun k achcha lagta h!