FILM DEKHNI HAI.? dek...

I Am Not Scared Of Proposing A Girl..!!!
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But Saala...
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Agar Wo Maan Gayi
To Kharcha Kaun Kare.

Ajeeb si Halat H Tere Jane Ke Baad,
Bhuk Nhi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad,
Mere Paas 8 Samosy The Jo Mene Kha Liye,
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere jane ke baad.

Doctor: Aap ka aur aapki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi H?

Sardar: Hoga, Jarur Hoga,25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi h.

I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I cant send u all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I am sending u just 1 joke
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You are so beautiful

GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

Bahut Dino Baad Aaya Hu Aisi Sayri Sunaunga Ro Doge.
Arj Kiya H.
Usne Mud K Na Dekha Dobara
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Jane Do Yaar Rulane Ka Erada Nahi H Fir Kabhi.