Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai A...

Aaj Sunday H.
Koshis To Karo.
Kitne Din Hue Tumhe Nahaye.
Plzz Meri Khatir
Kam Se Kam Aaj To Nahalo.Nahana Buri Baat Nahi !

Sholey movie mein JAYA udas - udas kyo rehti thi?
Kyonki...THAKUR ke dono haath nahi the aur JAYA
ko hi THAKUR ki "Dhoni" pad ti thi.

Teacher-Un do kings ka naam batao
jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya

Santa confidently answered- Sir

1-SMOKING
2-DRINKING..

Na woh inkaar karti hai.
Na woh inkaar karti hai.
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

She: What do u do?
He: Phd.
She: Wow! Doctorate.
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He: No. Pizza Hut Delievery.

Phoolo se kya dosti karte ho,
Phool to murjha jaate hai.
Agar dosti karni hai to kaanto se karo,
Kyuki wo chubh kar bhi yaad aate h.