Preity Zintaaaa ne hoto par "India" ke tirange ka
tattoo laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto
par "Kiss" kar gaya aur bola, "I LOVE MY INDIA"
Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, continue thinking, fight 4 nthing.
women can do all these without drinking.
The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.
Doctor or Bhagwan ko naraj mat
karna q ki jab bhagwan naraj hote
hai to doctor ke paas bhej dete hai
hai jab doctor naraj hota h
bhagwan ke paas bhej deta h
1 Khwab ,1 Pyar ,1 Haqiqat Ho Tum.
Dosti Me Padne Wali Har Zaroorat Ho Tum.
Jisko Roz Itne SMS Karne Pade,
Meri Jan Woh Musibat Ho Tum..
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.