By Sagar Nair (May 13, 2015)
Bihari boy to a girl- "PHONE NO DEBU HO..??" Girl- Tamiz se baat kro Boy- My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,because the average man can see better than he can think
Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya.... Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
Jab deep jale aana, Jab shaam dhale aana Jab deep jale aana, Jab shaam dhale aana Address na mile to vaapis chale jaana !!!
full form of BOYS? "B" eauty "O"f "Y"oung "S"ociety..'-) GIRL? "G"orillas "I"n "R"eal "L"ife..!!
TAxidriver: Ab tak me 10 pregnant ladkiyon ko airport chod chuka hun. Girl: par mai to pregnant nahi hun Driver: abhi airport bhi kahan aaya hai madam
Julfo mein phoolo ko saja ke aayi h, Chehre se dupatta utha ke aayi h, Kisi ne pucha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho, Maine kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi h.
