By Sumit (May 2, 2015)
Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..?? Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li..
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per...
Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
God has its own way of keeping everything in balance. Tha's why he made me your friend. So never mind, if you're ugly and stupid!
Do you Like me as I am?? Or do I haVe to . . . . . . . . . . . . . Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu!
Ayi thi mairi qaber pey diya jalaney k liye Ghor kijiye ga Ayi thi mairi qaber pey diya jalaney k liye Rakha houa tail ley gai suhaag rat mananey k liye
