Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum...

BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti H !

Khwahish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,
Yun to jeene ke liye pal bahut kam hain,
Jiyo aise ki har pal mein zindagi pa sako.

jis bus mai baithi ho haseenaye
us bus k shishe chatak jaate hai
driver chahe jitni tej chalaye
dewaane fir bhi latak jate hai.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don't know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

SHOLEY Ki team ne IPL me Part Lia Gabbar Ki Team Ne 20 Over Me 150Run Diye Aur Extra Me 200Run Diye Q? Qki Wicket-Keeper THAKUR Tha.

BHIKARI: Do u love me?
Girl: Shakl dekhi he apni, isse Achha to me sucide kar lu
Bikari: Kambkht mar jayegi par kisi garib ke kam Nhi ayegi..