Krishna ke kadmo se kadm baday...

Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??

ladki: mummy mummy
ye padosi ka ladka mujhe bar bar kiss kr k bhag jata hi ?
Mummy: muskurai aur boli
bahut shararti hi bilkul apne baap pe gya hi..

Tcher: Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent: Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya h.

Chhota Rasta Bhi Lamba Lagne Lagta Hai,
Jab Koi Saath Nahi Hota,
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Aur Lamba Rasta Bhi Chhota Lagne Lagta He.
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Jab
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"Kutte Pichhe Pad Jate Hai"

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani..