Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
You're a year older again,
I'm Sorry, but that's true!
Happy Birthday Sweetheart!
Tum hanste raho,
sada khil khilata raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege..
KAASH LIFE AISI HOTI?? MONDAY KO DOSTI TUES. KO PYAAR, WED KO INTEZAR, THU KO IKRAR, FRI KO SHADI, SAT KO TALAAQ, SUN KO REST, MON KO NEXT.!!
Beti: Papa me Maa Bane wali hu..
Papa: Besharm ye kya keh Rhi hai?
Beti: Apne hi to kha tha jb tk mai kuch Ban Nhi jati Ap SCOOTY Nhi Dilaoge.
Sardar proposed a girl...
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u...
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.
Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"