By Sanjeev (Mar 26, 2015)
Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya. Wo Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki Use Yaad Aaya . . . . "Arrey, Bijli to 2 Din Se Band H !"
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.
Ek bevfa ke jakhmo pr marham lagane hum gay.marham n mila, marham ki kasm,marham ki jagah mar hum gay.
Raju: beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho ek bhi tilli nahi jal rahi. Son: kya baat karte ho papa sab ki sab check kar ke laya hoon.
Aik "SARDAR" apne kaandhay pe aik "TOTA" bitha kar ja rha tha, rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, bhai ye konsa janwar hy, "TOTA" bola "SARDAR" h salaa.
BOY: Tum Shaadi Ke Baad Apne Lie Alag Ghar Toh Nahi Mangogi Na? GIRL: Nahi, mai aisi Ladki nahi, Tum Apni Maa Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.
It's like a Mini Heart Attack, when Men don't find their Mobile in their Pocket... & It's almost like a Brain Hemeorrhage, When they see it in Wife's hand.
