Patni: "Aapne pichle saal...

By Sushil Dubey (Mar 16, 2015)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada h?"

Pati: "Iss saal uss me current chorne ka iraada h."

Patni: me driver k n...

Patni: me driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki me aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu.

Pati: plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na...

Plzzzz.

By: Harry
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

What's the simi...

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
.
.
.

Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd.

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, ...

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, Jab Aapne Pehli Bar Mera Ghungat Uthaya Tha Tab Mein Kaisi Lag Rahi Thi?
Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya H

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

wife: honey,what r u...

wife: honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

W: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
H: i was just looking 4 the expiry date.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte h.

By: P.K
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: "Aapne pichle saal...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada h?"

Pati: "Iss saal uss me current chorne ka iraada h."

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Patni: me driver k n...

Patni: me driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki me aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu.

Pati: plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na...

Plzzzz.

What's the simi...

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
.
.
.

Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd.

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, ...

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, Jab Aapne Pehli Bar Mera Ghungat Uthaya Tha Tab Mein Kaisi Lag Rahi Thi?
Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya H

wife: honey,what r u...

wife: honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

W: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
H: i was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte h.

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Patni: "Aapne pichle saal...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada h?" Pati: "Iss saal uss me current chorne ka iraada h."

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Patni: me driver k n...

Patni: me driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki me aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu. Pati: plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na... Plzzzz.

What's the simi...

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ?? . . . Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd.

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, ...

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, Jab Aapne Pehli Bar Mera Ghungat Uthaya Tha Tab Mein Kaisi Lag Rahi Thi? Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya H

wife: honey,what r u...

wife: honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing W: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour? H: i was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Husband & wife a...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Wife:Suna he k janna...

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete HUSBAND! sahi suna he, Wife: aisa kion? Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to usey jannat kehte h.

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Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada h?"

Pati: "Iss saal uss me current chorne ka iraada h."

Patni: me driver k naukri se nikal rhi hu kyuki me aj dusari bar marte marte bachi hu.

Pati: plz darling,use ek mauka aur deno na...

Plzzzz.

What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
.
.
.

Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd.

Biwi: Jaanu Sunona, Jab Aapne Pehli Bar Mera Ghungat Uthaya Tha Tab Mein Kaisi Lag Rahi Thi?
Pati: Maa Kasam Agar Hanuman Chalisa Yaad Na Hoti To Marr Hi Gaya H

wife: honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

W: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
H: i was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte h.