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Mar 16, 2015 SMS Collection
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Mar 16, 2015 SMS Collection
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Mar 16, 2015 SMS COLLECTION
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Patni: Tumhare paas ...
Patni: Tumhare paas koi arman pesh kar gaya to tum bola paysa nahi h.
Pati: keyaa nahi di tumko? To jo tumko dena parega uski paas jao na.
By:
Sushil Dubey
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
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Pati: Mehman ko khan...
Pati: Mehman ko khana dia magar chamach kiu nhi dia?
Patni: Wo paa karke
Pati: Kasko voi pa kar.
Patni: usko chamach h ye jodi samajh jayee iss lyee.
By:
Sushil Dubey
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
)
Pati: kaha ja rahe h...
Pati: kaha ja rahe ho?
Patni: Jahannam par.
Pati: Thank you, jao.
By:
Sushil Dubey
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
)
Biwi: Jiban par main...
Biwi: Jiban par maine koi punno kia tha us liee tumhare tarah pati mila.
Swami: Aur mere liee wo paap ki sasti h.
By:
Sushil Dubey
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
)
Husband: Agar tumhe ...
Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to me pagal ho jaaunga.
Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahi karogey na?
Husband: Pagal ka kya h, o kuch bhi kar sakta h.
By:
Sushil Dubey
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
)
Pati: Mani abhi sare...
Pati: Mani abhi saree ka fanda banakar faansi laga loonga.
Patni: kya gajab karte ho,nai saree h.
By:
Sushil Dubey
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
)
Patni: Me tumhare bi...
Patni: Me tumhare bina mar jaaungi.
Pati: Me bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi me bardasht nahin kar paaunga.
By:
Sushil Dubey
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
)
Pati: Mere mrne ke b...
Pati: Mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahi milega.
Patni: Tumhe kisne keh diya, ki me doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hu.
By:
Sushil Dubey
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
)
Pati : Me tumhare sa...
Pati : Me tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu.
Patni: Chalo phir bank account se start karte h.
By:
Sushil Dubey
Category:
JOKES
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PATI-PATNI
)
Patni: Suno ji, apko...
Patni: Suno ji, apko mujh me kya achcha lagta h. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Pati: Mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand h.
By:
Sushil Dubey
Category:
JOKES
(
PATI-PATNI
)
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