1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT, Wo to me 'JAWANI' me thi. Ha,HA.
I want 2 die peacefully in my sleep like my gr&f@herÃ¢â¬Â¦not screaming in terror like his passengers!
Husband: raja dasaharath ki 3 raniya thi
hosband: mein 2 shadi aur kar sakta hu
wife: soch lo draupadi ke 5 pati thaiy
Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge.
Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri H
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri H
Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya
Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri H.