Feb 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

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Boy: tum kitne baje ...

Boy: tum kitne baje uhtty ho
G: apna koi thik nhi jab ji kre so jati hu,jab ji kare uht jati hu,
B: noty girl tery adat akdam mere uske jeisi h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Preeto: kal raat nee...

Preeto: kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di
Santa: tumhari galatfahmi h.
Preeto: kaisi galatfahmi
Santa: yehi ki me soya tha.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Class mai 1 bar naya...

Class mai 1 bar naya mahol cha gaya
Teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya
Tabhise Pappu ka dil udas ho gaya
Class ke sare bacche fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Ladka apni dilruba s...

Ladka apni dilruba se puchta h kya pyar karna paap h.

Ladka ka dost uske kan me bolta h abe bhag piche uska bap h.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Beti: gov me foji aa...

Beti: gov me foji aaye h.
Maa: unki niyat kharab hoti h tu andar aaja.
Beti: ma vo pakistani h.
Maa: to bakari ko bhi andar lade.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Girl: mom aaj 1 ladk...

Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.

Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nahi.

Grl:mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal age kar diya.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Tu sawal nahi ek pah...

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
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Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

17century mom 2 her ...

17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna18cntry-apne caste k19cntry-apne level k20cntry-apne desh21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna:-

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Miya or Biwi ghumne ...

Miya or Biwi ghumne gye Raste m 1 gadha ghaas kha rha tha,
Wife boli: dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha rha h Namaste karo,

Husband: Namaste Sasur ji

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETI...

BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota h.

SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Feb 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Boy: tum kitne baje ...

Boy: tum kitne baje uhtty ho
G: apna koi thik nhi jab ji kre so jati hu,jab ji kare uht jati hu,
B: noty girl tery adat akdam mere uske jeisi h.

Preeto: kal raat nee...

Preeto: kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di
Santa: tumhari galatfahmi h.
Preeto: kaisi galatfahmi
Santa: yehi ki me soya tha.

Class mai 1 bar naya...

Class mai 1 bar naya mahol cha gaya
Teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya
Tabhise Pappu ka dil udas ho gaya
Class ke sare bacche fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya

Ladka apni dilruba s...

Ladka apni dilruba se puchta h kya pyar karna paap h.

Ladka ka dost uske kan me bolta h abe bhag piche uska bap h.

Beti: gov me foji aa...

Beti: gov me foji aaye h.
Maa: unki niyat kharab hoti h tu andar aaja.
Beti: ma vo pakistani h.
Maa: to bakari ko bhi andar lade.

Girl: mom aaj 1 ladk...

Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.

Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nahi.

Grl:mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal age kar diya.

Tu sawal nahi ek pah...

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
:
:
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:
:
:
:
:
:
:
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:
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Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

17century mom 2 her ...

17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna18cntry-apne caste k19cntry-apne level k20cntry-apne desh21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna:-

Miya or Biwi ghumne ...

Miya or Biwi ghumne gye Raste m 1 gadha ghaas kha rha tha,
Wife boli: dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha rha h Namaste karo,

Husband: Namaste Sasur ji

BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETI...

BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota h.

SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI.

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Feb 3, 2015 SMS COLLECTION

Boy: tum kitne baje ...

Boy: tum kitne baje uhtty ho G: apna koi thik nhi jab ji kre so jati hu,jab ji kare uht jati hu, B: noty girl tery adat akdam mere uske jeisi h.

Preeto: kal raat nee...

Preeto: kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di Santa: tumhari galatfahmi h. Preeto: kaisi galatfahmi Santa: yehi ki me soya tha.

Class mai 1 bar naya...

Class mai 1 bar naya mahol cha gaya Teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya Tabhise Pappu ka dil udas ho gaya Class ke sare bacche fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya

Ladka apni dilruba s...

Ladka apni dilruba se puchta h kya pyar karna paap h. Ladka ka dost uske kan me bolta h abe bhag piche uska bap h.

Beti: gov me foji aa...

Beti: gov me foji aaye h. Maa: unki niyat kharab hoti h tu andar aaja. Beti: ma vo pakistani h. Maa: to bakari ko bhi andar lade.

Girl: mom aaj 1 ladk...

Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nahi. Grl:mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal age kar diya.

Tu sawal nahi ek pah...

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

17century mom 2 her ...

17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna18cntry-apne caste k19cntry-apne level k20cntry-apne desh21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna:-

Miya or Biwi ghumne ...

Miya or Biwi ghumne gye Raste m 1 gadha ghaas kha rha tha, Wife boli: dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha rha h Namaste karo, Husband: Namaste Sasur ji

BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETI...

BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota h. SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain, AUTO-ME-TAKLI.

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Boy: tum kitne baje uhtty ho
G: apna koi thik nhi jab ji kre so jati hu,jab ji kare uht jati hu,
B: noty girl tery adat akdam mere uske jeisi h.

Preeto: kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di
Santa: tumhari galatfahmi h.
Preeto: kaisi galatfahmi
Santa: yehi ki me soya tha.

Class mai 1 bar naya mahol cha gaya
Teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya
Tabhise Pappu ka dil udas ho gaya
Class ke sare bacche fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya

Ladka apni dilruba se puchta h kya pyar karna paap h.

Ladka ka dost uske kan me bolta h abe bhag piche uska bap h.

Beti: gov me foji aaye h.
Maa: unki niyat kharab hoti h tu andar aaja.
Beti: ma vo pakistani h.
Maa: to bakari ko bhi andar lade.

Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.

Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nahi.

Grl:mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal age kar diya.

Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
:
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:
:
:
:
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:
:
:
Meri manzil tu nahi teri saheli hai!

Miya or Biwi ghumne gye Raste m 1 gadha ghaas kha rha tha,
Wife boli: dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha rha h Namaste karo,

Husband: Namaste Sasur ji

BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota h.

SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI.