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A middle-aged lady, in short c...
By
Sumit
(
Jan 19, 2015
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
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A middle-aged lady, in short clothes, to Santa in office
'Am I looking young in this new outfit?'
Santa: Take this also off,
you'll look like a new-born!
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