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Titanic was sinking.An english...

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By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Titanic was sinking.An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?Santa: 2 KMs.Englishman jumped into sea.Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?Santa: Downwards!

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