What is the similarity between...

Teacher: Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.
Iska Future Tense Banao.
Student: Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.

Boyfrnd-Main Tumhari Roz-Roz Ki Farmaishon Se Tang Aakar Khudkhushi Kar Raha Hu.
Girlfrnd-Achchha 1White Suit To Dila Do.
BY-Q?
GL-13v Pe Kya Pehnugi?

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par h ?
Larki-India me
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat h !

MAI EK KILLER HU
MAI PAISE KE LIE LOGON KO MARTA HU,
LEKIN TUM MERE DOST HO,
I KILL YOU FOR FREE.

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani..

Dub Maro Nikamo
Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi fasana Li Hi.
Or Tumse
Abhi Tak
Muhallay Ki Set Nhi Ho Rhi..