Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..
Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore.
Santa ws getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole night.
He got irritatedÃ¢â¬Â¦ Drank poison said, ab kato salo, sb maroge!
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs
In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
Do U Know What The Business Was?
He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
Its not that.. 'Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai'
But.. Its real meaning is that 'Sab' 'Bra' 'Ka' 'Fal' meetha hota hai.