Q: What do you call a man who ...

By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!

Barber: You are losi...

Barber: You are losing your hair fast, Sir.
Are you doing anything to save it?

Banta: Yes, I'm getting a divorce!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Salesman: This Comp...

Salesman:
This Computer Will Cut
Your Workload By 50%.
Santa:
That Is Great,
I Will Take Two Of Them.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhu...

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar H.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After an accident, ...

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Station jane ...

Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge?
Ricksha wala: 50
Santa: 20 le lo.
Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega.
Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Q: What do you call a man who ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!

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Barber: You are losi...

Barber: You are losing your hair fast, Sir.
Are you doing anything to save it?

Banta: Yes, I'm getting a divorce!

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

Salesman: This Comp...

Salesman:
This Computer Will Cut
Your Workload By 50%.
Santa:
That Is Great,
I Will Take Two Of Them.

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhu...

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar H.

After an accident, ...

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

Santa: Station jane ...

Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge?
Ricksha wala: 50
Santa: 20 le lo.
Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega.
Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..

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Q: What do you call a man who ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?Santa: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!

You May Also Like

Barber: You are losi...

Barber: You are losing your hair fast, Sir. Are you doing anything to save it? Banta: Yes, I'm getting a divorce!

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

Salesman: This Comp...

Salesman: This Computer Will Cut Your Workload By 50%. Santa: That Is Great, I Will Take Two Of Them.

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhu...

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar H.

After an accident, ...

After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers & said No, no..No no.

Santa: Station jane ...

Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge? Ricksha wala: 50 Santa: 20 le lo. Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega. Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..

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Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Barber: You are losing your hair fast, Sir.
Are you doing anything to save it?

Banta: Yes, I'm getting a divorce!

Salesman:
This Computer Will Cut
Your Workload By 50%.
Santa:
That Is Great,
I Will Take Two Of Them.

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar H.

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge?
Ricksha wala: 50
Santa: 20 le lo.
Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega.
Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..