By Rajan (Dec 24, 2014)
Pyaar hua ikrar hua he Pyaar Se Phir Q Darta h DiL Q Na Dare DiL Qki-Aaj Kal k Pyar Se Badhta he Sirf Mobile Or Restaurant ka Bill.
Devi ke kadam aapke ghar me aayen, aap khushali se nahayen, pareshaniya aapse aankhen churayen, NAVRATRI ki aapko shubh kamnayen JAI MATA DI
Girl- kya tum mere liye chand tod k la sakte ho. Boy- phir dharti k chakker tera baap lagayega.
HELLO meri aavaj aa rahi hai.. Hello hello..? . kya aavaj nhi aa rhi hai? . ab.. ab bhi nahi. . abe dhaKKan ye SMS hai awaz kaha se aayegi.
Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao? Student: Jawani me mobile me "HASEENO" k numbers hote hai, Aur Budhape me "HAKEEMO" ke..!
Agar zinda ho to 4/5 sms bhejo, Markar aasmaan mein ho toh barish bhejo, Agar swarg mein ho toh apsara bhejo, Aur agar nark mein ho toh enjoy yourself!
A pig goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check, If He's Still d Most ugly Animal on Earth Or Not? He Came Out Angrly ShoutinG - Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kon H.
