2 MEN TALKING
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi
Difference between boys & girls:
Boys always misunderstand friendship as love..
But girls always misunderstand love as friendship.
Boy: Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara.
Mom: Kyu beta?
Boy: Maine madam ko murgi kha Mom: To murgi q kaha?
Boy: Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya...
Dad to his adopted son:- What is the height of Laziness.....? Son:- What else other than having an adopted son......!
Jo Mil Gaya, Usey MUQADDAR Samjho,
Khud ko Waqt Ka SIKANDAR Samjho,
Kyon Darte Ho Result Se,
Result Aane Tak Khud Ko,,
University Ka TOPPER Samjho.