jab dekha tera sone sa badan, dekhane lage malmal ke aankh! chhuna chaha hamne jab hath ko chupke se aagayi teri sas
Ek GADHA Tha
Wo SmS Padh Raha Tha
Use Pata Tha Ke Sender Ne Use GADHA Kaha Hai
Wo Phir Bhi SmS Padh Raha Tha
Kya Karta Bechara GADHA Jo Tha
She :- Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai
Me :- Nahi Sorry Main
Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu, Whatsapp
Mere Phone Me Hai.
Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!
Sardar was Reading Financial Times..
Headlines: "Facebook Buys Whatsapp for $19 billion." Sardar Ã¢â¬â "O Teri!! Kharida Kyun, Download Kar Leta" :P
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn-t say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth.."
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."