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Santa: mene tujhe kitne call k...
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Hiten
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Dec 15, 2014
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Santa: mene tujhe kitne call kiye,lekin tune phone kyu nahi uthaya?
Banta: kyu uthau?
30 Rs. deke jo gana lagaya hai wo kya tera baap sunega..
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