Wife Drinking Whiskey,
Asked "Tum Kaun Ho"?
Husband:Pagal Ho Gayi Ho Kya?
Apne Husband Ko Bhool Gayi?
Wife:Nasha Har Gum Bhula Deta H. "Bhaisaab".!
The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.
Samundar ke kinare par baithe hai
Kabhi to lehar aayegi..
Kismat badle na badle...
Kam se kam CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.
Safety Tip for Winters !!
Stand in front of mirror
with one glass of water...
throw water on the mirror
" Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!!
Guard: Madam iss swimming pool me nahana mana h.
Girl: Jab me Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi Bataya.
Guard: Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe nhi.
1 evening i will come 2 ur room, lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in bed. I'll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face.... & I'll shout: have a gr8 nigh