By Sumit (Dec 12, 2014)
Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He? Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He? Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..
Boy: chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey h! Girl: tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy: bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do...
Girl: I Like Ur 'Teeth'. Boy: Oh Really, Why? Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color. ("_")
Koi achi si saja do mujhko chalo bhula do mujhko. Tumse dosti tute us din maut aa jaye mujhko dil ki gahraiyon se dua do mujhko.
Ghareeb Aadmi aik kaam dil khol kar karta hai pata hai kia ! . 3 rupay may 500 sms.
SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H? PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.
Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya, Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya DARU To"Branded" Hi Peeta Tha, Saala "Liver" Hi Local Nikla.
