BF: Kl Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha. Mujhe Nhi Lagta Hmaari Shadi Hogi. GF: Kyu. Papa Se Mile. BF: Nhi. Tumhari Behen Se Mila. mast lag rhi thi :P
Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message Do Baar Kyu Bhejta H ? 2nd Sardar: Taki Tu 1msg Forward Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe..!
Dimagi Dukandar - Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do.. Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau !
Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao ? . . . . . Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi.
2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the, 1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju? 2ra: nahi 1la: kyu? 2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..?
Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti H. Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise? Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.
Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao, Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya. Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan.
Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The? Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi. Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi? Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi.
Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha. Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho? Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane.
Chintu: Humare Prime Minister Evening Me Hi Ghar Se Kyon Niklte H ? Bittu: Kyon Ki Wo P.M. Hai A.M. Nahi..
