Grandfather To Grandson:
Go Hide, Ur Teacher Is Coming
As U Bunked School Today..
Grandson: U Go Hide,
I Told Her U Passed Away..!
Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai
khaab mein ek ladki aati hai,
ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai
phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.
SHIV aur PARVATI kabhi computer nahi sikh paaye.
GANESHJI bar-bar MOUSE lekar bhag jate the....
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!
"Single" Relationship Status,
Doesnt Always Mean That U R Alone...
Sometimes It Means-
" Family Members Are In My Friendlist" Hahahaha