Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.
Banta: What kind?
Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!
Santa Police k interview Par
Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ?
Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.
Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hi?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hi. Movie December Mein Aayegi!
"Does the razor hurt, sir?" inquired the barber, anxiously.
"Can't say", replied the victim Banta, testily, "but my face does"!
Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha..
Kisine pucha: umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega ?
Manager asked to Santa at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa replyed: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.