Banta: Why did you beat your w...

By Gaurav (Nov 29, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?

Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly"

before administering the medicine to her!

1 Baar Santa Kahin J...

1 Baar Santa Kahin Jaa Rha Tha Toh Ek Deewar Par Padney Laga "Padhne Wala Gadha"
Santa Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya, Usney Mita Kr Likh Diya "Likhne Wala Gadha"

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Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Pathan:Yaar tum subh...

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pa...

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa went out to bu...

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. ;)

By: Sanjay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Why did you beat your w...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?

Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly"

before administering the medicine to her!

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1 Baar Santa Kahin J...

1 Baar Santa Kahin Jaa Rha Tha Toh Ek Deewar Par Padney Laga "Padhne Wala Gadha"
Santa Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya, Usney Mita Kr Likh Diya "Likhne Wala Gadha"

Pathan:Yaar tum subh...

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pa...

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.

Santa went out to bu...

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. ;)

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

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Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much? Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly" before administering the medicine to her!

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1 Baar Santa Kahin J...

1 Baar Santa Kahin Jaa Rha Tha Toh Ek Deewar Par Padney Laga "Padhne Wala Gadha" Santa Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya, Usney Mita Kr Likh Diya "Likhne Wala Gadha"

Pathan:Yaar tum subh...

Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond

Banta: Pareshan lag ...

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pa...

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy? Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.

Santa went out to bu...

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. ;)

Santa - My wife died...

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

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Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?

Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly"

before administering the medicine to her!

1 Baar Santa Kahin Jaa Rha Tha Toh Ek Deewar Par Padney Laga "Padhne Wala Gadha"
Santa Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya, Usney Mita Kr Likh Diya "Likhne Wala Gadha"

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
Santa: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. ;)

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.