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Banta: Why did you beat your w...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much?
Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly"
before administering the medicine to her!
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and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?
By:
Gaurav
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: Station jane ...
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Ricksha wala: 50
Santa: 20 le lo.
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Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..
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Dev
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Pappu: Dad, main itn...
Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon.Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua...
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ADMIN
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: agar patni k ...
Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte h to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse krnr ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nhi to assur.
By:
Hiten
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
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Pappu: What...
Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.
By:
Rajan
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: O!!! So you w...
Santa: O!!! So you want to become a farmer?
You'll need sheep, chickens... herd of cows?
Banta: Of course, I've heard of cows!
By:
Gaurav
Category:
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SANTA BANTA
)
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