Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start f...

By Nidhi (Nov 25, 2014)

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Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying.

Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe...

Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe Likha, To Bikhar Gaya.
Rait Pe Likha, To Mitt Gaya.
Pani Pe Likha, To Beh Gaya.
Aur Jab Dil Pe Likha To
.
.
Heart Attack Ho Gaya.

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BF: Tum Muje kitna p...

BF: Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho
GF: Chaha H jise chahtse zyada
Samja H jise khudse zyada
Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada
Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

girl: if you will tr...

girl: if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi.
boy: lekin yahan to dur tak koi nhi h...
girl: i know per formality to karni hi padegi....

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Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Son (Phone Mein): Ma...

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??

Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.

By: Gaurav
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Teacher:water ka che...

Teacher:water ka chemical formula btao?
Student:H2 Mgcl2NaclHNo3CaCo3Ca(OH)2SnTNHgNiHCL(COOH)
Teacher: ye kya hai?
Student:Ye muncipality ka water h

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Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start f...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying.

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Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe...

Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe Likha, To Bikhar Gaya.
Rait Pe Likha, To Mitt Gaya.
Pani Pe Likha, To Beh Gaya.
Aur Jab Dil Pe Likha To
.
.
Heart Attack Ho Gaya.

BF: Tum Muje kitna p...

BF: Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho
GF: Chaha H jise chahtse zyada
Samja H jise khudse zyada
Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada
Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA.

girl: if you will tr...

girl: if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi.
boy: lekin yahan to dur tak koi nhi h...
girl: i know per formality to karni hi padegi....

Son (Phone Mein): Ma...

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??

Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.

Teacher:water ka che...

Teacher:water ka chemical formula btao?
Student:H2 Mgcl2NaclHNo3CaCo3Ca(OH)2SnTNHgNiHCL(COOH)
Teacher: ye kya hai?
Student:Ye muncipality ka water h

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Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start f...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying, Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying, Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying, Arre itna mat chad I was just lying.

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Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe...

Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe Likha, To Bikhar Gaya. Rait Pe Likha, To Mitt Gaya. Pani Pe Likha, To Beh Gaya. Aur Jab Dil Pe Likha To . . Heart Attack Ho Gaya.

BF: Tum Muje kitna p...

BF: Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho GF: Chaha H jise chahtse zyada Samja H jise khudse zyada Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA.

girl: if you will tr...

girl: if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi. boy: lekin yahan to dur tak koi nhi h... girl: i know per formality to karni hi padegi....

Son (Phone Mein): Ma...

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..?? Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.

Teacher:water ka che...

Teacher:water ka chemical formula btao? Student:H2 Mgcl2NaclHNo3CaCo3Ca(OH)2SnTNHgNiHCL(COOH) Teacher: ye kya hai? Student:Ye muncipality ka water h

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Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu dur jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat chad I was just lying.

Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe Likha, To Bikhar Gaya.
Rait Pe Likha, To Mitt Gaya.
Pani Pe Likha, To Beh Gaya.
Aur Jab Dil Pe Likha To
.
.
Heart Attack Ho Gaya.

BF: Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho
GF: Chaha H jise chahtse zyada
Samja H jise khudse zyada
Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada
Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA.

girl: if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi.
boy: lekin yahan to dur tak koi nhi h...
girl: i know per formality to karni hi padegi....

Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??

Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.

Teacher:water ka chemical formula btao?
Student:H2 Mgcl2NaclHNo3CaCo3Ca(OH)2SnTNHgNiHCL(COOH)
Teacher: ye kya hai?
Student:Ye muncipality ka water h

ANew OFFER! Call rates ab Dimaag ke
size ke hisaab se honge.
Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates.
Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS