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The shortest relation in life is between 'Student and Books'.
They get commited couple of days before exams;
And after exams - they break up!

Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
.
Major Rohail:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Sardar:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha h k
Mobile "DEAD" ho gya h.

Paani me Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta h
Paani me Rum milao toh nasha chadta h
Paani me Brandy milao toh nasha chadta h
Saala pani me hi kuch gadbad h.

Ankhon se barsat hoti he jb apki yad saath hoti he
jab bhi busy rahe mera cell to samajh lena
aapki hone wali bhabhi se meri baat hoti He.

China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem h.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye.
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta h.

PYAR TO 1 BAHANA HAI
ankh mile na mile lips ko milana hai
yehi style hai sab ASHIQON KA.
Kya kare jan! Raj kapour ka nahi
IMRAN HASHMI ka zmana ha.