Suna hai 1 bank staff log bhi ...

Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"

Samundar ke kinare par baithe hai
Kabhi to lehar aayegi..
Kismat badle na badle...

Kam se kam CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

Baap ne bete ki talahshi li
Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle
Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab?
Beta (rote hue) - Papa ye jacket to apki hi...

Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape mai farak batao?
Student: Jawani mai mobile mai "HASEENO" k numbers hote h,
Aur Budhape mai "HAKEEMO" ke.

* CHETAVANI:-
Ab Agr Tum Logo Ka Msg Nahi Aaya To,
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BHAGWAN WaLa Msg Bhej Dunga.
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Phir Bhejte Rahna 21 Yaa 51 Logo Ko.