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Sardar is driving a jeep in ju...

SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE

By Rajan (Nov 3, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)

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