Patni: "Aapne pichle saal...

By Sanjay Jaluthriya (Oct 26, 2014)

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada he?"
pati: "Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada he."

Patni: Sasurji Ne Du...

Patni: Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li, Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi
Pati: Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hi
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni 1/2 hr se phon...

Patni 1/2 hr se phone pekisi se baat kr rhi thi, ushne call cut kr diya,

Pati: aaj tmne bahut jaldi call cut kr diya,

Patni: wrong no tha ishliye.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaa...

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho ??

Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein.

Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa,

Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

wife: honey,what r u...

wife: honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

W: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
H: i was just looking 4 the expiry date.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Beta=Hum DiwaLi Ke S...

Beta=Hum DiwaLi Ke Sare PATAKHE Isi Dukan Se Lenge
Mom=Beta Ye Dukan Nhi GIRLSHOSTEL Hai
Boy=Pr Papa To Kehte Hai Ki Yaha 1 Se 1 PATAKHE Hai

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni(Tare Dikhte): ...

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH..

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: "Aapne pichle saal...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada he?"
pati: "Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada he."

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Patni: Sasurji Ne Du...

Patni: Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li, Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi
Pati: Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hi
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga.

Patni 1/2 hr se phon...

Patni 1/2 hr se phone pekisi se baat kr rhi thi, ushne call cut kr diya,

Pati: aaj tmne bahut jaldi call cut kr diya,

Patni: wrong no tha ishliye.

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaa...

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho ??

Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein.

Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa,

Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

wife: honey,what r u...

wife: honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

W: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
H: i was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Beta=Hum DiwaLi Ke S...

Beta=Hum DiwaLi Ke Sare PATAKHE Isi Dukan Se Lenge
Mom=Beta Ye Dukan Nhi GIRLSHOSTEL Hai
Boy=Pr Papa To Kehte Hai Ki Yaha 1 Se 1 PATAKHE Hai

Patni(Tare Dikhte): ...

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH..

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Patni: "Aapne pichle saal...

JOKES (PATI-PATNI)

Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada he?" pati: "Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada he."

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Patni: Sasurji Ne Du...

Patni: Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li, Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi Pati: Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hi Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga.

Patni 1/2 hr se phon...

Patni 1/2 hr se phone pekisi se baat kr rhi thi, ushne call cut kr diya, Pati: aaj tmne bahut jaldi call cut kr diya, Patni: wrong no tha ishliye.

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaa...

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho ?? Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein. Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa, Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

wife: honey,what r u...

wife: honey,what r u looking 4? husband: nothing W: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour? H: i was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Beta=Hum DiwaLi Ke S...

Beta=Hum DiwaLi Ke Sare PATAKHE Isi Dukan Se Lenge Mom=Beta Ye Dukan Nhi GIRLSHOSTEL Hai Boy=Pr Papa To Kehte Hai Ki Yaha 1 Se 1 PATAKHE Hai

Patni(Tare Dikhte): ...

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte? Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga. Patni: Bolo Na Plz. Pati: Tera MUHH..

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Patni: "Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada he?"
pati: "Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada he."

Patni: Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kr Li, Ap Unse Kuch Kehte Q Nhi
Pati: Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia Hi
Koi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri Bhi Karwa Dunga.

Patni 1/2 hr se phone pekisi se baat kr rhi thi, ushne call cut kr diya,

Pati: aaj tmne bahut jaldi call cut kr diya,

Patni: wrong no tha ishliye.

Patni : Aaj Tum Udaas Kyon Ho ??

Pati : Meri Maa Aur Bhen Alag Ho Gai Hein.

Patni : Koi Baat Nhi Ab Mein Aa Gai Hun Naa,

Tumhaari Maa Bhen 1 Kr Doongi.

wife: honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

W: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour?
H: i was just looking 4 the expiry date.

Beta=Hum DiwaLi Ke Sare PATAKHE Isi Dukan Se Lenge
Mom=Beta Ye Dukan Nhi GIRLSHOSTEL Hai
Boy=Pr Papa To Kehte Hai Ki Yaha 1 Se 1 PATAKHE Hai

Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH..