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Why did Santa sleep with a sca...
By
Anamika Sharma
(
Oct 22, 2014
)
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.
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Usne pilot ko thapad mara.
Santa: me late ho raha hu aur tu by road ja raha h.
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Santa: Why has the G...
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
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Santa's wife di...
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover iscrying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marryagain.
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Gaurav
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Santa ne PCO pe jate...
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa takes a blade ...
Santa takes a blade n writes his grlfrnd's name on his arms and
5 minute baad jor jor se rota h,
banta: Q ro rha h,
santa: abey,
spelling galat ho gayi
By:
Dev
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SANTA BANTA
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Santa: I got married...
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
By:
Anamika Sharma
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