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Banta ko santa ka 1 blank msg ...

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By Anamika Sharma (Oct 22, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Banta ko santa ka 1 blank msg aaya,
Fir usne vapis santa phone kiya aur bola,
Oye yaar tenu malum hai tere mobile ki ink khatam hogayi,

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