After eating fish Santa Singh ...

By Gaurav (Oct 18, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!

Santa: doctor, this ...

Santa: doctor, this
medicine
is not available at any
medical store.
Doctor:oh sorry,
i forgot to write the
medicine.
That was my signature.

By: Mansi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa- Yaar, Girlfri...

Santa- Yaar, Girlfriend ko gift deni h.
Banta- Gold ring de-de
Santa- Koi badi cheez bata yaar
Banta- To phir MRF ka tyre de de!

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Physics ka baap - A...

Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore.

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa-Oye ajkal tu m...

Santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta?

banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye
santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena?

banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Sardar 15 saal tak r...

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!

By: Abhishek bhatia
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After eating fish Santa Singh ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!

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Santa: doctor, this ...

Santa: doctor, this
medicine
is not available at any
medical store.
Doctor:oh sorry,
i forgot to write the
medicine.
That was my signature.

Santa- Yaar, Girlfri...

Santa- Yaar, Girlfriend ko gift deni h.
Banta- Gold ring de-de
Santa- Koi badi cheez bata yaar
Banta- To phir MRF ka tyre de de!

Physics ka baap - A...

Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore.

Santa-Oye ajkal tu m...

Santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta?

banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye
santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena?

banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Sardar 15 saal tak r...

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!

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After eating fish Santa Singh ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water! Coz He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!

You May Also Like

Santa: doctor, this ...

Santa: doctor, this medicine is not available at any medical store. Doctor:oh sorry, i forgot to write the medicine. That was my signature.

Santa- Yaar, Girlfri...

Santa- Yaar, Girlfriend ko gift deni h. Banta- Gold ring de-de Santa- Koi badi cheez bata yaar Banta- To phir MRF ka tyre de de!

Physics ka baap - A...

Physics ka baap - All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !! Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore.

Santa-Oye ajkal tu m...

Santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta? banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena? banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya.... Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Sardar 15 saal tak r...

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta! Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!

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After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!

Santa: doctor, this
medicine
is not available at any
medical store.
Doctor:oh sorry,
i forgot to write the
medicine.
That was my signature.

Santa- Yaar, Girlfriend ko gift deni h.
Banta- Gold ring de-de
Santa- Koi badi cheez bata yaar
Banta- To phir MRF ka tyre de de!

Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore.

Santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta?

banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye
santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena?

banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

Sardar 15 saal tak ro-ro ke aulaad ke liye dua mangta raha,1 din bhagwan dukhi hoker aaye aur bole:Tujhe wahe Guru Da vasta!
Pehle shadi to karle mere baap !!