After eating fish Santa Singh ...

By Gaurav (Oct 18, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!

Twin babies were b...

Twin
babies were
born to
Sardar's Wife.
That
whole night
Sardar
didn't sleep.
Why?
He is thinking
Who is
the father
of 2nd baby?

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta ped pe chada t...

Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Tourist: Whose skele...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Santa: Tipu's skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa- ALLAH k Naam ...

Santa- ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do
Banta- 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he
Bhikari Khushi se
Ji ha
B: To Pehle wo Kharch kar.

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

By: Anamika Sharma
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After eating fish Santa Singh ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!

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Twin babies were b...

Twin
babies were
born to
Sardar's Wife.
That
whole night
Sardar
didn't sleep.
Why?
He is thinking
Who is
the father
of 2nd baby?

Banta ped pe chada t...

Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.

Tourist: Whose skele...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Santa: Tipu's skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Santa- ALLAH k Naam ...

Santa- ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do
Banta- 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he
Bhikari Khushi se
Ji ha
B: To Pehle wo Kharch kar.

After an accident, ...

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

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After eating fish Santa Singh ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water! Coz He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!

You May Also Like

Twin babies were b...

Twin babies were born to Sardar's Wife. That whole night Sardar didn't sleep. Why? He is thinking Who is the father of 2nd baby?

Banta ped pe chada t...

Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.

Tourist: Whose skele...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Santa: Tipu's skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: That's Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar: Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun? . . .. ...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Santa- ALLAH k Naam ...

Santa- ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do Banta- 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he Bhikari Khushi se Ji ha B: To Pehle wo Kharch kar.

After an accident, ...

After an accident, Driver said angrily: I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st. Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."

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After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!

Twin
babies were
born to
Sardar's Wife.
That
whole night
Sardar
didn't sleep.
Why?
He is thinking
Who is
the father
of 2nd baby?

Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

Santa- ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do
Banta- 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he
Bhikari Khushi se
Ji ha
B: To Pehle wo Kharch kar.

After an accident,

Driver said angrily:
I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.

Sardar:
I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..."