SANTA at medical store: I need...

By Ajay (Jul 4, 2015)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA at medical store: I need poison
MAN:I cnt sell u
until u hav prescription

SANTA showed his Weding card

MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti

Bantas advise:- Don...

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

By: Hiten
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Ek sardar nikkar daa...

Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha..
To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye?
Jaan le lo sardaron ki..
Har baat me joke chaiye..

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Jeeto: If I dismiss ...

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Drunk Santa reaches ...

Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hi?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hi. Movie December Mein Aayegi!

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Patient: Santa, ye p...

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

By: Ankita Arora
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA at medical store: I need...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA at medical store: I need poison
MAN:I cnt sell u
until u hav prescription

SANTA showed his Weding card

MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti

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Bantas advise:- Don...

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Ek sardar nikkar daa...

Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha..
To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye?
Jaan le lo sardaron ki..
Har baat me joke chaiye..

Jeeto: If I dismiss ...

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!

Drunk Santa reaches ...

Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hi?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hi. Movie December Mein Aayegi!

Patient: Santa, ye p...

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

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SANTA at medical store: I need...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cnt sell u until u hav prescription SANTA showed his Weding card MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti

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Bantas advise:- Don...

Bantas advise:- Dont carry umbrella during rain Keep WHISPER on ur head ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Ek sardar nikkar daa...

Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha.. To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye? Jaan le lo sardaron ki.. Har baat me joke chaiye..

Jeeto: If I dismiss ...

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!

Drunk Santa reaches ...

Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night. Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hi? Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hi. Movie December Mein Aayegi!

Patient: Santa, ye p...

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye? Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

Friend to sardar: Y...

Friend to sardar: Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun? . . .. ...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....

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SANTA at medical store: I need poison
MAN:I cnt sell u
until u hav prescription

SANTA showed his Weding card

MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha..
To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye?
Jaan le lo sardaron ki..
Har baat me joke chaiye..

Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!

Drunk Santa reaches home pretty late night.
Jeeto: Peekay Aaya Hi?
Santa: Nahi. Abhi Bas Poster Aaya Hi. Movie December Mein Aayegi!

Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
.
.
..
...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....