By Abhishek bhatia (Oct 18, 2014)
Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai. Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai. Paani Jitna Geela Hai. Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela H.
Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo Mam:Khana abi nai bna Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
Daru ho gayi sasti, Ham karege masti, chhak ke piyege, Has ke jiyege, Na aaye kisi ki yaad, Theke wale Zindabad, "Send to all Sharabi"
Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krte ke kya khoya kya paya... Gol gappay wala aaya Gol gappay laya.. zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho.
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident
Tum Logo Ko Tumhaari Maa Ki Kasam Hai, Agar Kisi Ne Mujhe Sirf Likes Paane Ke Liye Friendship Day Pe TAG Kiya Toh
